TITLE: "Buffy Strikes Back!"
AUTHOR: ASH Watcher/Slayer Watcher
RATING: Hah!
PAIRING: B/G
DISCLAIMER: Not bloody likely! <then falls over laughing> Ow, I gotta
stop doing that!
DISTRIBUTION: ASH_WatcherFanfiction and ChosenDevotion. All others
ask first.
SPOILERS: My fics: "Wild Thang" and "Tweed Tweety?"
SUMMARY: Um...I dunno...just read it, I guess. Okay, fine!<pouts>
Buffy is getting her revenge on Giles, for the whole "Tweety Bird"
thing. :P~
DEDICATION: No, no, NO! CURSES to Jamie and Jen. I loooove you guys,
honest!! :D
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Ok, this in NO way, started out as a series...but I
think 3 fics all tying together, is considered a series. Right?
<shrugs> I guess we'll just have to wait and see if I write a 4th
one. If I do, then I'll have to think of a NAME for the series. Oy!
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"Giles, will you please come here a sec?"
"Certainly, Luv. What is it?"
"Well,...do you remember a few weeks ago, when I wore the Tweety Bird
suit? And you wore your....oh never mind, you know what you wore..."
"Y-yes I do, Buffy. What is this all about?"
"Go upstairs and put on the clothing that is in the box on the bed."
"But Buffy, I-"
"Hey! I didn't ask *you* questions, when you told *me* to put on the
outfit in the box, did I?!"
"No, Luv...you didn't. <sigh> All right, Dear...I'll be right down."
Buffy smirks in delight, as she watches her boyfriend stomp upstairs.
With him pouting the whole way, like a petulant child. As soon as he
was beyond hearing range, she pranced into the kitchen and picked up
the phone. Quickly dialing a familiar phone number, she anxiously
waited for an answer.
"Hello, Rosenburg-MaClay Residence. This is Willow speaking."
"Hey Wills, nice formal greeting ya got there!"
"Hi Buffy! What's up?"
"Not much...except for the fact that I
gotGilestoweartheoutfitinthebox!"
After years of hearing Buffyspeak, Willow immediately knew what the
jumbled phrase had deciphered out to be.
"You did?!?" she squealed, cackling.
"Yuh-huh...he should be down any sec-"
<from the other room>
"BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS, GET IN HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!"
<Buffy to Willow on the phone>
"Eep! Gotta go! Bye!"
Buffy quickly hung up the phone, then calmly walked into the foyer.
She bit back another delighted smirk at the sight of Giles. He glared
a patented "Watcher/Ripper" glare at her. She rolled her eyes in
retaliation. But then he started walking towards her....stalking her.
Buffy held her ground. Until, that is, he stopped glaring and started
grinning at her instead. Oh, but it wasn't a necessarily friendly
grin, either. No, this was a wicked/seductive/naughty grin...directed
right at Buffy herself.
"Does poor wittle Watcher-man, not wike his new outfit? Aww...well,
too bad!" she sneered tauntingly.
"Oh I like it just fine...but do tell me something, Slayer. If I'm
forced to wear this...this monstrosity, then what on Earth are you
going to wear?"
"You'll see, Watcher Mine...."
And with that, she jogged upstairs to change.
*********************
Giles, clad in his "monstrosity" : A green Hawaiian print shirt,
along with green and orange checked pants, completed with orange and
green bowling shoes, was waiting for Buffy to come downstairs. He was
almost...no, he *was* afraid of what she might be wearing.
After about 10 or 15 minutes, Buffy sauntered down the stairs. Giles
took one look at her, and almost fell down laughing. (AN: What?
Okay!) No wait, he *did* fall down laughing. Buffy rolled her eyes
again, then grabbed him by the foot and dragged him out the door.
********************
Fifteen minutes later--with Giles laughing and getting dragged by the
foot, the whole way--Buffy walked inside The Espresso Pump. Everyone
cheered and then bust out laughing at Buffy and Giles' outfits.
Xander, Anya, Angel, Willow, Tara, Cordy, Wesley, and Spike. Yep,
that was everyone. Buffy dragged Giles over to the group of friends
and then grabbed his ear. He yelped, but stood up and rubbed his ear,
while swearing in Sumarian under his breath. Angel and Wesley,
grinned at Giles' swear word directed at Buffy.
"Wow Buff, love the tweedness that is you," Xander commented.
"Thanks, Xand. The shoes were specially made though. But how do you
like what G-Man is wearing?"
Xander looked at Giles' outfit, then did a double take.
"Ya know, that outfit of his, looks startling familiar. But where'd
you find it, I thought Anya threw those clothes out a few weeks ago."
"I have my ways...," Buffy smiled secretively.
Wesley muttered something to Angel, who laughed, then nodded in
agreement. Buffy's Slayer hearing picked it up, and she waltzed over
to them. Giles was chatting with Willow and Tara about some kind of
talisman he wanted them to make for Buffy. It would be used for
warding off Tweed wearing Bunnies. But it would need to be small
enough for her to wear or carry in her pocket. Perhaps resembling a
quarter? The Wiccas agreed to begin researching the next day.
********************
"So, Wes....if more Watchers had looked like the way I do in Tweed,
you wouldn't have left the Council?" Buffy asked flirtatiously.
He gulped, damn that Slayer hearing! Angel cracked up laughing, then
left to discuss something with Cordy. Buffy just kissed Wes on the
cheek, then went over to her man.
She walked up behind him and wrapped her arms around him in a hug.
Then, she went over to the manager of The Pump. He smiled and
nodded...then walked up on stage.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Could everyone please grab a
seat? Oh and Rupert Giles, would you please come up to the stage?"
Jake announced.
Everyone grabbed the nearest chair and Giles went up to the stage. He
was seated in a chair, then told to wait there. The house lights
dimmed and a spotlight hit the stage. Right on Giles.
Suddenly, he gulped as Buffy walked on stage. She stood right in
front of him...then gave a signal to start the music.
<opening strains of Kelly Clarkson's "Miss Independent" play>
Buffy starts lip-synching the song lyrics, while dancing.
\\Miss independent
Miss self sufficient
Miss keep your distance
Miss unafraid
Miss out my way
Miss don't let a man interfere, no
Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne
So, by keeping her heart protected
She'd never ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
I said ooo, she fell in love
What is this feeling taking over
Thinking no one could open the door
Surprise its time to feel what's real
What happened to Miss independent
No longer need to be defensive
Good-bye old you when love is true
Buffy starts dancing faster now, and stripping out of her Tweed
suit. She throws the jacket at him. Now she's clad in a Tweed bikini
top and her Tweed skirt and shoes. Giles is sitting there, in awe.
His Buffy is doing a strip tease for him. Good thing his green and
orange checkered pants are loose fitting. <eg>
Miss guarded heart
Miss play it smart
Miss if you want to use that line you better not start, no
But she miscalculated
She didn't want to end up jaded
And this Miss decided not to miss out on true love
So, by changing her misconceptions
She went in a new direction
And found inside she felt a connection
She fell in love
Chorus
When Miss independent walked away
No time for love that came her way
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to Miss no longer afraid
It took some for her to see
How beautiful love could truly be
No more talk of why can't that be me
I'm so glad I finally see…
Chorus//
As the last few notes of the song end, Buffy falls to her knees, with
her head in Giles' lap. The audience, especially the men, go crazy.
Cheering and applauding loudly. After a few seconds, Buffy stands up
and bows. Giles grabs her hand, and pulls her off stage. They make
their way through the swarming crowd. Buffy grins as they rush pass
Willow and the others. Giles whisks her out the door of The Pump and runs with her all the
way home.
********************
Buffy barely had time to close the front door of the house, before
she was attacked. Giles mouth plunges down onto hers. The kiss is
full of hot, wet, tongues. She whimpers, as he picks her up and runs
upstairs to their bedroom. He kicks the door shut with one foot, as
he carries her over to the bed. Their kiss ends long enough for them
to tear each other clothes off. She shoves him onto the bed and
straddles his waist. He groans as her lips find his nipples. Then her
lips and tongue, head south for some good ol' fun. Giles gasps, as
Buffy takes the tip of him into her mouth. Her tongue swirls all
around it, then she inhales the rest of his length.
"B-buffy....oh God!"
She smiles up at him, then begins humming "The Alphabet Song". The
vibrations of her humming, topple Giles right over the edge. He yelps
her name, then shudders and quivers in the aftermath. Her mouth lets
go of him with a "plop" and she shrieks as she's pinned to the bed.
Giles grins saucily at her, then licks and kisses each of her
nipples. His tongue races down her body, and pounces into her hot, wet
core. Revenge, is definitely in order. <eg>
Buffy yells and screams in pleasure, as Giles' tongue spells out her
full name, then his full name, on her clit. He begins to spell
out "Vampire Slayer", but before he can, she passes out. Well
hey, "Buffy Anne Summers" brought her two orgasms. And "Rupert Dean
Giles"? That was two more...so naturally, "Vampire Slayer", would be
a bit much.
A few seconds later, she came to....seeing Giles smirking at her, she
jumps on him. And before he can say, "Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of
Pickled Peppers", she's on him and he's sheathed inside of her.
Groans and moans quickly fill the room. But so does laughter....she
tickles his ribs, he tickles her under arms. But laughter soon ends,
for the end is drawing near.
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"BUUUUUUFFY!!!!!!!!!!"
"GIIIIIIIILES!!!!!!!!!!"
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THE END?????
(Is it *ever*????)
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