TITLE: "Tweed Tweety?"
AUTHOR: ASH Watcher/Slayer Watcher
RATING: NC-17...like I really write anything else anymore! Sheesh!
PAIRING: Buffy/Giles...again, like I really write anything else!!
SPOILERS: My fic, "Wild Thang", none others.
SUMMARY: Buffy in Tweed, Giles not.
DISTRIBUTION: ASH_WatcherFanfiction, anyone else, ask first.
DISCLAIMER: <falls over laughing>
DEDICATIONS: I should change "dedications" to CURSES! Jen (Supermom11200) and Jamie.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Urg, Jen issued a challenge, based on a comment of Jamie's based on MY "Wild Thang" fic, which was based on Jen's FULL MONTY fic challenge. Got that?? ;)
********************
"Buffy, would you please come here a moment?" Giles asked.
She walked out of the kitchen and into the living room. He was
sitting on the couch, with a mysterious expression on his face. That
couldn't be good...or could it?
"Yeah Giles, what do you need?"
"I was just curious about something and I thought you might be able
to help."
"Well, I can certainly try...what's the sitch?"
"Do you remember a few months ago, when we all needed some extra cash
for bills and such?"
"Yep, I certainly do...so what's going on this time? Are we out of
money again? What did Anya convince us to invest in *now*?!"
He chuckled, then kissed her quickly in reassurance that everything
was all right.
"It's nothing dire, Luv, I promise. Now, where was I? Oh yes, well,
do you remember what each of us did to make the money?"
Buffy nodded and continued to wonder how much longer Giles would take
in spitting out what he wanted her help with.
"All right, then....oh dear, this will probably sound strange...but
would you go upstairs and put on the clothing in the box that's on
the bed?"
"Um...I guess so...I'll uh, be right back....."
"Splendid, take your time."
*********************
She ran upstairs to the master bedroom that they shared, and found a
dress box on the bed. Shrugging, she opened up the box and took out
the item inside. Then she took off her skimpy dress and put the other
item on. Walking over to the full length mirror on the wall, Buffy
couldn't help but wonder what Giles had been smoking, when he'd
picked out her new outfit. Shaking her head in disbelief, she opened
the bedroom door and went downstairs.
**********************
Giles was still sitting on the couch, anxiously awaiting Buffy's
appearance. He heard footsteps on the stairs and got up to meet her
at the bottom of the staircase. As she came into full view, he gasped
in disbelief.
"What in blue blazes are you wearing?!"
"Um...what was in the box on the bed....which you told me to
wear....why?"
"Because I said TWEED, not TWEETY! Bloody Hell, it's too late to
change now...so we'll have to go as is."
"Uh, Giles? Go where exactly?"
"The Bronze....we're supposed to be there in 20 minutes."
"The Bronze? In this outfit? I *so* don't think so, Giles!"
"But we *have* to be there! The Bronze is hosting a party in honor of
the "Wooden Stakes"...and I'm a part of the "Wooden Stakes"...so
naturally I must make an appearance."
"Oh for pete's sake! You expect me to go to *The Bronze* in a Tweety
Bird costume? As opposed to what?"
"It was supposed to be a Tweed Bikini....<frustrated sigh>....but
nevermind that now. I'm going to run up and change, then we can head
out."
*********************
Giles sped upstairs and came back down five minutes later. Buffy took
one look at him and saw red.
"Oh HELL no, Rupert Dean Giles! You are NOT, I repeat, NOT going
*anywhere*, let alone THE BRONZE, looking like *that*!" she
screeched.
"But Buffy...it's not like they've never seen me wearing my birthday
suit before," Giles reasoned.
"That's NOT something I'd care to remember, thank you very much! You
know I'm still ticked off about that....all those women ogling MY
Giles...they all got to see you naked before I did..."
Giles smirked at her tirade....then took her by the hand and escorted
them to The Bronze.
********************
Three hours later, the tired couple came home. She was almost asleep,
so he unlocked the door and carried her inside. He carried her
upstairs to their bedroom and placed her on the bed. Then he went
downstairs and locked up. Yawning, he went back up and was surprised
to find his girlfriend wide awake. Buffy was lounging seductively on
the bed....in a tweed tie.
When he managed to find his voice, he choked out...
"N-nice tie..."
"Thanks, I got it for you...,"she winked.
Welllll...since he was still in just his birthday suit, he hopped
onto the bed and pounced on a now giggling Buffy. She stopped
giggling when he suddenly parted her thighs with one hand and guided
himself home with the other. They both groaned in delight, as he
started moving inside of her. She matched his thrusts eagerly...and
when he began moving faster, she moaned his name loudly. A few more
thrusts and they were crying out each other's names at the height of
passion.
THE END???
Top