TITLE: "WILD THANG"
AUTHOR: ASH Watcher/Slayer Watcher
DISCLAIMER: Not mine...boo hiss.
PAIRINGS: B/G, Willow/T, Anya/X, Cordy/Angel, Wes/?, Spike/?
SPOILERS: None....this is an answer to the "Full Monty" challenge from Supermom11200!!
DISTRIBUTION: My Yahoo! Group, my Live Journal, ChosenDevotion, anyone else, ask first.
DEDICATIONS: My Musey helped....and to Jen, for the great
challenge. :)
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"Okay everyone, I've called you all here, to Buffy's house...because
we're extremely low on funds. I know that it's been rough, since Dawn
ran off with Riley and Sam in their UFO...but I think we've all had
enough time to mourn our loss and now we need to pull together....to
find a way to get some money. Does anyone have any suggestions?"
Giles asked.
"Well none of would be low on cash, if *someone*--not to mention any
names, ANYA--hadn't convinced us that we should all invest in, Pickle
flavored yogurt! Yecch, who'd ever want *that*?!?" Cordy growled,
glaring at Anya.
Everyone sat there, none of them having any clues about what to do to
make money. After a few seconds, Anya suggested having a Lemonade
stand. Pillows were thrown at her and she grumbled that at least
she'd come up with *something*.
"Giles...maybe we could...um, each come up with a group money raising
idea? Like, the men do one thing and the women do another? And then
we can set up a time limit...like, two weeks? Then, at the end of
that time period, we can pool our funds and use it for the bills and
groceries?"
"That's a brilliant idea, Buffy. Alright...Xander, Angel, Spike,
Wesley, all of you come with me. And Willow, Tara, Anya, and
Cordelia, go with Buffy....we'll meet back here in two hours...so
we'll all have until then to come up with our money earning ventures."
They all agreed on the time limit, and then the guys headed off
elsewhere, while the girls stayed at Buffy's.
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AT THE ESPRESSO PUMP
Xander, Giles, Angel, Spike, and Wesley all sat around a table...none
of them having the faintest idea of a money making idea.
"Well we've all been sitting here for a half hour and we've still got
nothing," Wesley said.
"Thank you, Mr. States-the-Obvious....it's not like *you've* come up
with any freakin' ideas", Xander replied.
"Full monty!"
Four heads turned towards Giles and gave him strange looks.
"Full Monty? What's that?" Angel asked.
"It's a movie....where a bunch of men are out of work, so they all
decide to go "full monty" and put on a strip show for cash....and
we're strapped for cash, so why don't we do a full monty as well?"
"You mean....strip....in front of strangers.....for cash? Are you
insane, Rupert?!" Wes questioned.
Giles rolled his eyes at Wes' sanity question.....he'd convince all
of them to do this....but he had to work fast. There was only an hour
and a half before they had to meet the girls back at Buffy's.
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AT BUFFY'S HOUSE
Cordy, Willow, Anya, Tara, and Buffy all sat around Buffy's living
room. None of them had any clue for any money making ideas.
Suddenly Tara blurted out,
"W-why don't we g-get model-ling jobs?"
The others all gaped at her, but Buffy thought it was a great idea.
"Yeah! That would be *awesome*, Tara! Plus, I just saw an ad in a
magazine, for a magazine model search.....I think the search is being
held at Ye Old Shooting Gallery," Buffy exclaimed.
"Okay, so what sort of modelling is the search for, Buffy?" Willow
asked, getting into the spirit of things.
"Um, good question, Will. I'll call them and find out all the
details," Buffy replied.
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ONE HOUR LATER
Buffy, and the other girls, were now scheduled for photo shoots the
next afternoon. If the shots made it into the magazine(FHM), then
they'd all get paid...which is good, because they all need the money.
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The next day, all of the girls were relatively nervous...but when
Buffy's name was called, she went in.
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After all of the girls had been shot, they were told when the
portraits would be ready and that if any of the shots made it into
the magzine, the girls would be informed. Willow, and the others,
thanked the studio receptionist and the photographers, then went back
to Buffy's house.
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THE BRONZE
Giles had convinced Angel, Spike, Xander, and Wesley, that the Full
Monty, was the best idea for making cash. So they'd sent Giles to
talk to the owner/manager of The Bronze.
"Mr. Giles? You wanted to talk to me about renting the stage one week
from tonight?"
"Yes, Mr. Stakehouse....how much would it cost for stage rental?"
"Well, $60.00 for one three hour performance....would three hours be
enough time?"
Giles nodded eagerly.
"Three hours, would be perfect...but if I don't need the full three
hours, would I be able to get some sort of refund?"
"I think that could certainly be arranged....now, if you'll follow me
to my office, we'll get some forms and releases signed. Then you'll
be all set."
Giles followed Venus(Mr. Stakehouse) and within twenty minutes,
everything was arranged.
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SIX DAYS LATER
**BUFFY'S HOUSE**
The whole group--guys and girls--were back at Buffy's to fill each
other in on what they'd be doing to earn the money.
"All right....ladies, what idea or ideas, have you come up with for
making money?" Xander asked.
The girls all looked at each other, then at the guys, then at their
shoes. They certainly weren't going to tell the guys, that they'd
*all* made it into the upcoming magazine edition.
"Um, well, we found a money earning venture...but we're going to take
the fifth on what exactly it is. Oh but no worries, it's prefectly
legal and legit," Buffy answered.
Giles quirked an eyebrow at her, but decided not to persue any
further information. Besides, it's not like he and the other guys,
would be spilling the beans on how *they* were going to be earning
their money.
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THE NEXT EVENING: THE BRONZE
"Okay, Willow....tell me again why we're here tonight? Because you
know I should be patrolling right now...instead of sitting with you
and Cordy and Tara and Anya," Buffy asked.
"I don't exactly know myself, Buffy. Like I told you earlier, I got a
mysterious phone call about half an hour ago, telling me to get you
and everyone else, to The Bronze by 9PM. So here we all are."
Buffy sighed, then moved around in here seat, trying to get
comfortable. She had no idea why The Bronze had been closed for the
night, except for a select few....all of whom were women, she'd
quickly noticed. She scanned the crowd, and didn't recognize anyone
except for Cordy, Anya, Willow, and Tara.
Just then, the house lights dimmed and a voice began booming over the
P.A. System.
"WELCOME TO LADIES ONLY NIGHT AT THE BRONZE! TONIGHT WE HAVE A
SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU! SO PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR--THE WOODEN STAKES--WHO WILL BE PERFORMING TO THE SONG, "WILD THING"!!!"
The crowd started cheering crazily, as the music began and the
spotlights lit the five men on stage. The lights showed everything,
but their faces. The man in the middle, started lip-synching to the
song as he also began moving sexually to the music. The two other men
on each side of him, began dancing as well. All perfectly
choreographed. Suddenly, the center performer, stripped off his shirt
and threw it out into the screaming crowd. It landed in a very
shocked and suprised, Buffy's lap.
The four other performers, all stripped their shirts off as well and
threw them into the crowd. Xander's shirt landed in Anya's lap. Angel's landed in Cordy's lap. Wesley's landed in Willow's lap and Spike's landed in Tara's lap.
Next, the performers all stripped off their pants....and a few lyrics
later, came their underwear. When the underwear flew off the men,
Buffy and the other girls, just gaped. Whomever the men
were....daaaamnnn!!! They all danced and "sang" the entire strip
tease...and the crowd kept getting louder and louder. Some women
threw money on stage...and others threw their own clothes on stage.
And right as the song ended, the spotlights shone in the performer's
faces. And five women in the audience, were so stunned at who the
performers had been, that they all fell off their chairs.
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AFTER THE PERFORMANCE
Giles and the other guys, who hadn't noticed anyone they knew in the
audience, began picking up their clothes and the money that had been
thrown on-stage. As they found all of their clothes, and put them
back on...they all wound up fully clothed, minus their shirts.
The guys started searching the chairs where the women had been
sitting, but didn't see any sign of their shirts. So, they decided
that whomever had wound up with the shirts in their laps, must have
kept them as souvenirs.
But as they got ready to leave The Bronze, an awful site greeted them
by the exit. Women. Five women. Five very familiar women, to be
exact. Buffy, Cordelia, Willow, Tara, and Anya.
Spike, Wesley, Angel, Xander, and Giles, all gulped.
"Looking for these, boys?", the women all asked in unison.
Again, the guys gulped.
"Was stripping for all of those....women....your idea to earn money?
Or do you just like getting naked for women in general?!" Buffy
growled at Giles.
He blushed, then wondered how to weasel his way out of the wrath of
Buffy.
"I...We...urm, that is....oh bloody hell, yes, this is how we were
going to earn money. And last I'd checked, it wasn't illegal to strip
for money. Besides, the police in this town, would never have headed
here even if there was an emergency. And every woman who was in the
crowd tonight, was carded before even being allowed to enter," Giles
replied...avoiding Buffy's harsh glare.
"Fine....here's your shirt back. I'm going home now, anyone need a
ride, get one from anyone but me,"Buffy stated, then tossed Giles'
shirt back to him and walked out of The Bronze.
Everyone stared at her retreating form, then the girls gave the guys
their shirts back and they all left in different directions.
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TWO NIGHTS LATER
The money everyone had set out to earn, had been earned, so they'd
all decided to take a trip to the local beach. Xander brought his
hibacchi and was grilling hot dogs or tofu dogs for everyone. Buffy
was walking along the shoreline by herself. Anya was making out with
Xander while he wasn't busy grilling. Tara and Willow were talking
quietly amongst themselves, in between little kisses. Wes, Spike,
Cordy and Angel, were all discussing whatever it is that vampires,
seers, and former Watchers talk about. And Giles....he was walking a
few feet behind Buffy. Working up the courage to tell her of his
feelings towards her.
She turned around and began walking towards him....determined to tell
him her feelings about him. Neither one of them was paying any
attention, and they plowed right into each other and fell down in the
sand. He landed on top of her. But instead of moving, he leaned in
and suddenly kissed her. She gasped, giving him a chance to add his
tongue to the kiss. She moaned, then added her tongue to the kiss,
too. Said kiss, began quickly heating up and before either one of
them knew it, his hand was up her skirt and her hand was down the
back of his pants. Luckily, they were far enough away from the
others, so they wouldn't be spotted.
His fingers slipped into the crotch of her panties and entered her
tightwetheat. Buffy gasped in immediate pleasure. Then her hand
squeezed his butt and he grunted, then wedged his way in between her
now spread thighs. His fingers began moving inside of her and his
thumb began circling her clit. She moaned and began thrusting into
his movements. Suddenly, just as the first wave of her orgasm began
washing over her, a really big *ocean* wave, crashed over the two
soon-to-be lovers. It drenched them both as well as the fires of
their budding passion.
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EPILOGUE
A week after the incident at The Bronze, Buffy found herself on the
recieving end of a Ripperish glare. Not knowing why, she asked him
what his problem was. To which he replied, by showing her the
magazine he'd had behind his back. There, as the centerfold, was
Buffy herself, clad only in a tweed jacket....strategically placed
over her privates and mostly covering her nude breasts.
Buffy gulped, then grabbed the magazine from him and ran upstairs. He
stood there perplexed, until she re-appeared in front of him shortly.
Giles looked at her, then looked closer...for there she was, in a
tweed jacket...with only the center button closed. She winked at him,
then took his hand and led him up to the master bedroom---theirs.
THE END????
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